Today's Professional Management FUNDAS

..:: "We will do it" means "You will do it"

..:: "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

..:: "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

..:: "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done"At least not tomorrow!"

..:: "After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided,
I will tell you what to do"

..:: "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

..:: "Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

..:: "We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

..:: "We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means
"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

..:: "We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"

..:: "Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

..:: "You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have
made hardly any difference!"

..:: "We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

..:: "Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not
affected ," means, "Well you know..."

..:: "We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

..:: "That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it

..:: "All the Best" means "You are in trouble"